First-year David Johnson spent a few minutes with Professor Ching:
1) If you could teach any class you wanted in Law School, what would it be?
A seminar on Law and Language. See, e.g., Roger W. Shuy, Language Crimes: The Use and Abuse of Language Evi¬dence in the Courtroom (Blackwell 1993).
2) What’s your favorite color?
Blue
3) Which actor played the best James Bond?
Sean Connery. By far.
4) If you had to be a professional Pi¬rate or Ninja, which would you be?
Ninja – it’s closer to the martial art that I’ve practiced and taught.
5) Assuming both were in their prime, who do you think would win in a box¬ing match: Abraham Lincoln or Ted¬dy Roosevelt?
Could we get a Democrat, please?
6) Because it’s that time of year, what was the best/coolest/most original Halloween costume you ever wore?
Vampire.
7) You get to play a round of golf with any Supreme Court Justice, past or present, who do you pick?
John Marshall.
You’re granted 1 wish, what do you choose?
The classic — 3 more wishes.
9) Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Trek.
10) Hypothetically, could God micro¬wave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?
God cooks? Do you have any authority for that, counsel?
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